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Year: 2019

Rags to Riches: We Are The Weasleys

Over the years, plenty of families have fallen in and out of favor. The idea of “The Sacred Twenty-Eight” often draws criticism, and one family has even forsaken the title that was once the ultimate mark of prestige. They don’t buy into the concept of blood purity, and they’ve withstood the test of time. They’ve weathered their share of loss, and in return they are closer than ever. This is the story of love, laughter, and loyalty. This is the story of the Weasleys.

I interviewed each of the Weasleys one by one and got their take on what makes their family an ongoing symbol of strength. First, I sat down with the members who started it all. Patriarch Arthur Weasley is now the Head of the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office. His wife, Molly Weasley (neé Prewett) can often be found with one of their many grandchildren or knitting in a quiet nook.

Upon arrival at their home, lovingly known as “The Burrow,” I am ushered into their home with open arms. They give me a brief tour of their home, offer me a cup of tea and some delightful biscuits baked by none other than Molly herself. We settle in on the sofas of their living room near the roaring fireplace. I find myself enthralled and entranced by the comfortable, laid-back atmosphere. With my sock covered feet tucked up beside me and my quill charmed and ready, I ease into what is perhaps the most relaxed and welcoming interview I have had the pleasure of conducting thus far.

Bri: “Thank you for sitting down with me Mr. and Mrs. Weasley!”

Arthur: “Please, call us Molly and Arthur.”

Bri: “Certainly, Arthur. You have quite the lovely home, here! I’ve never seen anything quite like it! It’s absolutely enchanting!”

Molly: “Thank you, dear! We are quite fond of it ourselves.” her beaming smile is one of pride and genuine happiness.

Bri: “Let’s jump right in, shall we?  Most people would say it’s impossible to get by the way your family did. So how did you do it?”

Arthur: “Well, it certainly wasn’t easy raising seven children on a single ministry salary, but we made it work.”

Arthur pauses and scratches his balding head. There’s a nostalgic sheen to his green eyes as he looks back upon their life.

Arthur: “We worked hard. Very hard. I took extra hours, and Molly found odd jobs baking cakes or making commissioned knitting pieces.”

Molly: “In situations like those, you learn what is truly important. You learn the difference between necessity and commodity, and you learn how to prioritize the things you need over the things you want.”

Bri: “How did it go when the kids headed off to school? Hogwarts can get quite costly.”

Molly: “It wasn’t so bad when the first three, Bill, Charlie and Percy, went to Hogwarts. They didn’t get into too much trouble and got excellent grades. They were fine with second hand books so long as they got to chase their goals. They worked hard for their education  and followed their dreams as any parent hopes their child will.”

Arthur: “Once Fred and George got there, everything changed. They hated being compared to their brothers, and always had a flair for the grandiose. They spent most of their Hogwarts years in detention. But their penchant for pranks and mischief led to great success, even if it caused us many headaches over the years. They were making trouble as soon as they could toddle. We knew their school years would be different, but nothing can prepare you for that many letters from Minerva McGonagall. They were constantly damaging things; I can’t tell you how many sets of robes they caught on fire.”

Arthur shakes his head with a fond grin, and I can almost picture the smoking Hogwarts garb myself.

Molly: “Ronald, I think he had it the hardest. The last of the boys, I think Ron used to feel as if he were second best. As if he couldn’t quite keep up with the rest of the boys and Harry. We don’t blame Harry, of course, quite the contrary! But we do wish we had been able to get Ron more things of his own.”

Arthur: “He… he often got teased and bullied because of our lack of wealth. His robes were often too short and a bit tattered; Had to be if they survived the twins. Ron’s the tallest in the family and he grew like a weed. We couldn’t quite keep up, but he took it all in stride. He didn’t let it get to him often, and has this sort of laid back strength about him that I have admired since he was small. Few people have that, particularly so young.”

Molly: “When we had heard what happened in the corridor his first year, we were both shocked and entirely unsurprised. The teachers had hidden the Philosopher’s stone in the school for its own protection against You-Know-Who. Several of them had placed protections on it. At the time, Ron, Hermione and Harry believed that Snape was after the stone- He wasn’t, but Quirinus Quirrell was -and when they heard that Dumbledore had left the school, they were certain that he would go after it. They managed to get past a few of the obstacles, and Ron has always been a brilliant strategist, particularly when it comes to chess. It seemed very fitting that he had sacrificed himself on the giant wizarding chess board set by McGonagall. Somehow, it just made sense in an odd sort of way. It was that surprising.”

Arthur: “Flying the family car into the Whomping Willow was quite a shock, though.”

Arthur struggles to hide his chuckle from his wife’s disapproving glare.

Molly: “By their second year, we nearly had a heart attack. Fred and George were still terrorizing the school with their pranks, and that was the year of all the attacks. Turns out that Ginny had been possessed by an old diary that had belonged to Voldemort. It forced her to release the basilisk that was within the Chamber of Secrets. By the end of it, she had been taken down into the Chamber. While the professors were in the process of shutting down the rest of the school, Ron and Harry snuck away to save her.”

Molly: “After Ron and Harry went to save Ginny in the Chamber of Secrets, we knew they were going to be nearly as much trouble as Fred and George, but in a much more concerning way. The twins, their pranks were relatively harmless. But Ron and Harry, thick as thieves those two. Where one went, the other followed, and Hermione was never far behind. Unfortunately, trouble seemed attracted to Harry like Nifflers to Gringotts.”

Arthur: “And when Ginny got to school, she was an entirely different set of issues. Her first year aside, there was little trouble from her for her first few years. She was so young when she was possessed by the diary, we can hardly hold her accountable for it. But when she turned fourteen, we started getting letters home about boys.

The grimace Arthur wears now is comical and all-too-relatable to any parent with a teenage daughter.

Arthur: “By her fifth year, her relationship with Harry was getting serious until the war sort of exploded. She was very…..”

Molly: “Precocious.”

Arthur: “Yes, that.”

Molly: “But she was an excellent student, and a great athlete. She has always adored quidditch. Ginny made friends easily, and was even quite popular. She did quite well.”

Bri: “On a more serious note, how has the war directly affected you and your family?”

Arthur: “There’s not a day that goes by where we don’t miss Fred. His death…. war is hard enough without loosing a child. He was such a bright presence in our lives.”

Arthur’s arm is now around his solemn wife’s shoulders. Tears fill Molly’s eyes, and it is moments like these that make my job so difficult. Their pain is palpable, and I wish I could take my question back, but to do so would be a disservice to the memory of their fallen son.

Molly: “As-aside from us and George, I think it hit Percy the hardest. He told us once that he blamed himself for distracting Fred during the battle, but no one could have predicted the wall falling. He carried that burden for a long time. I’m not sure he will ever let go of that unnecessary guilt.”

Molly shakes her head sadly, but seems to rally and refocus as she takes a deep breath.

Molly: “The war changed us, for better and for worse. In the start of it all, I lost both of my older brothers, Gideon and Fabian. It saddens me that my children don’t remember their uncle’s. They were both such good men. The war divided us from Percy for a while, but eventually he found his way back home.

Arthur: “Bill was lucky to survive after Greyback’s attack. The kids managed to summon us and the other members of The Order of the Phoenix the night that Dumbledore died. We arrived too late to save him, but the Death Eaters were still in the school. Greyback was absolutely deranged, you see, and he bit Bill, even though it wasn’t a full moon. His face was permanently scarred, and though he is not a werewolf in full, the bite changed him. His moods are influenced by the moons cycle, and he grows quite agitated near the full moon.”

Molly: “We are so thankful to have his wife Fleur as a part of our family. They met here at Hogwarts during the Triwizard Tournament while we were visiting Harry, then worked together at Gringotts, at first, we were very worried of how she would react, but she handled the attack quite well. She helped take care of him while he recovered, and we couldn’t ask for a better match for Bill.”

Molly: “Charlie visits more since the war ended. He still lives at the dragon reserve in Romania, but he is here at least twice a month instead of just on the holidays, and he absolutely adores his nieces and nephews.

Arthur: “George and Ron have been managing the joke shop since Ron left the Auror force. The products they come up with never cease to amaze me. They’ve got several lines of products made specifically for the Auror forces. They hope that their products can help the Auror’s prevent future wars.”

Molly: “Indirectly, I think the war still affects Ginny the most. There are so many people who are quick to forget that Harry is a person, not just a war hero. Ginny still remembers how it felt to be possessed by the diary, and I think she has a bit of anxiety over it and Harry’s career choice. She fears something similar could happen to him, but we know he loves his job. There are days where we can tell that the two of them just need some space, and we often remind them that we are always available to babysit during the summers. They visit us several times a week.”

Throughout their response the mood has lightened. Their fond smiles are contagious as I continue.

Bri: “What is it like now that they have grown? Are you enjoying the empty nest?”

Molly: “Honestly, we couldn’t have been blessed with better kids. They help us out at every turn, and we talk to them all several times a week. It’s nice to have some space for a change, but by Wednesday, we miss them all. We look forward to our weekends with all of the kids and grandkids.”

Arthur: “Though, most of the grandkids are away at Hogwarts for the year. They call us when they can, and we see them every Holiday.”

Bri: “If there was only one piece of advice you could give, one thing you could share with the world as a standard you live by, what would it be?”

Molly: “Family. Family always comes first. What is the point of having tons of money if you’ve got no one to share it with? Without family, what is there in life?”

Her answer is immediate and spoken with deep-seated conviction. The passion burning in her eyes is as undeniable as the love they clearly share.

Arthur: “And not just blood family, either. Blood is just a small part of it. Family is a feeling of belonging, of peace. Long before they married in, Harry and Hermione were a part of our family. Family is about the people who love you unconditionally, and there is nothing greater than that. We may have more galleons in the bank than we used to, but if we had to choose between our vaults and our family, we would happily choose the later without hesitation.”

Molly: “All we need to be happy in life is our family. No matter how old we are or they are, they know that we will always be here to help them. They always have a place to go that they can call home.”

There you have it, folks! Stay tuned for our next interview with Bill Weasley!

Wampus Attacks Plague Appalachian America

Residents of a small Appalachian Mountain community in Georgia (located in the southeastern United States) are locking their pets up tight tonight and a curfew has been enacted for all residents following a series of vicious attacks. The culprit, thought to be a mountain lion, has been spotted several times on well-traveled portions of the Appalachian trail and has already taken four human and at least seven canine victims. “The attacks, or their remains rather, were unlike anything we’ve ever seen,” said the muggle (or no-maj as Americans call them) Police Chief Rory Quattle. “The victims are eviscerated and barely recognizable. Only the DNA of the persons was useful in identification of the remains.”

One witness, who reported spotting the large cat, was dismissed by local authorities as being “crazy.” The man, who has since asked to remain anonymous following several prank calls from rude and cruel teens, stated that the cat he saw was walking like a man, on its hind legs. When he stumbled upon the creature during a walk, he said he couldn’t look away from its yellow eyes. Beyond that, the witness couldn’t remember anything else that happened.

It was this person’s account that piqued the interest of the Magical Congress of the United States (MACUSA). After a cursory investigation, MACUSA’s President has sought help from the Ministry of Magic here in Britain, stating that we have more experience with and are far more tolerant of mythical and dangerous beasts.

After conferring with MACUSA, The Ministry of Magic feels assured that the man, a muggle, is lucky to be alive following his suspected encounter with a Wampus Cat. The Ministry believes the man must have stumbled upon the cat immediately after a feeding, or he would have been eviscerated like the other victims. Though his memory was vague, the area in which the witness saw the cat was within a kilometer of where the first human victim was found later that same day.

Wampus Cats are dangerous magical beasts native to the Appalachian Mountain range of North America. They are said to closely resemble a mountain lion with a few crucial distinctions. Wampus Cats have eight legs, and are known for their speed and agility, as well as their unusual habit of walking upright like a human. Their yellow eyes are a source of immense concern, as they are reported to have the powers of hypnosis and Legilimency. These creatures, which are actually one of the four house symbols at the Ilvermorny School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, are nearly impossible to kill. It has been reported that their hairs make exceptional wand cores, though a Native American tribe known as the Cherokee are the only people to successfully procure and utilize these valuable cores.

At this time, The Ministry of Magic is not planning to intervene, though that may change if the Wampus Cat continues to feed on muggles and their pets. Muggle authorities have warned local towns and villages to stay clear of the trails in hopes of preventing further attacks. For now, MACUSA is content to allow the Wampus Cat to continue hunting on the trails, as their wary and somewhat fearful relationship with muggles makes them less interested in intervening on their behalf. More on this story as it develops.

The Goblet of Fire Illustrated Edition

The Goblet of Fire Illustrated Edition 2019

Hey Potterheads,

Have you been itching as bad as we have to add the new Goblet of Fire Illustrated Edition to your Harry Potter collection? Well good news has been delivered by way of Owl – that wait is almost over….. Maybe.

For several years in a row now we have been able to add a new beautiful edition release to our bookshelves, but we’ve been waiting for this release for quite the spell (no pun intended).

Book artist Jim Kay has been working on the new Goblet of Fire Illustrated Edition now for more than two years. The esteemed artist has promised tons of “Luxury Easter Eggs” that will bring any Potterhead back to the books graphical content over and over again for years in to come. In addition we have also been assured that with this volume we will have the “complete and unabridged” original text to match the enchanting illustration work.

In fact, Bloomsbury publishing has been quoted claiming that the Goblet of Fire Illustrated Edition “Brings more breathtaking scenes and unforgettable characters like Cedric Diggory and Mad Eye Moody,  to life than ever before.”

This highly anticipated version of The Goblet of Fire will come with a foil jacket, head and tail bands, illustrated endpapers and an elegant ribbon marker. For you serious Potterheads and fans that don’t mind spending a little more, a Deluxe Edition will also be available. This edition boasts a real cloth cover, slipcase, gilded edges and an opulent large format typography set.

The Daily Prophet has been told that you can find The Goblet of Fire Illustrated edition in book stores or your favorite online retailers October 8th, 2019. Pre-ordering will be available through Amazon and Books-a-Million. At this time Barnes and Noble’s website has no indication of when they will make this edition available for online or in-store preorder.

In the meantime, be sure to pick up the previous illustrated editions of Harry Potter Years 1-3 (See Below Article), Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, and The Tales of Beetle The Bard.

While Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire was originally published in 2000, it is a fan favorite and the first installment in the series to boast a midnight release party world wide! If you have not had a chance to read this series The Daily Prophet highly recommends picking up the current edition of The Goblet of Fire from amazon.

Sign up for The Daily Prophet’s Newsletter to get up to date information on the release of the new Goblet of Fire Illustrated Edition.


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Slytherin’s Head of House Brings Forward-Thinking Ideals to Hogwarts

This week The Daily Prophet had the chance to catch up with Slytherin’s Head of House to discuss pressing matters inherited by Slytherin’s tenebrous history and how the magical communities socialization standards may no longer be advantageous to the student body at Hogwarts.

Reporter: Professor Loughran, can you please tell me what it means to you to be the Head of House for Slytherin?

Professor Loughran: I take an extreme amount of pride in being the head of Slytherin. I worked incredibly hard to become Head of House and aim to make changes within the house that will affect the long term relationships of the student body and the pessimistic disposition that has been attached to its name since the inception of Hogwarts and even long before.

Reporter: With that said, what are your goals for Slytherin house members as it pertains to disrupting the stigma that has been attributed to your house?

**Professor Loughran pauses and then lets out a crooked smile from one side of her mouth**

Professor Loughran: My goals are indicative of what it’s always meant to be a Slytherin – to be strong-willed, ambitious and a natural leader. Slytherins are usually only noted for their demeaning qualities rather than the exceptional display of character that can be developed in such a class of individuals. It’s my duty and responsibility to help our teachers at Hogwarts prepare Slytherins for this hostile belief system and encourage them to rise to every occasion with complete excellence.

Reporter: You’ve made some excellent points that should be taken into consideration by contemporary witches and wizards. Would you mind elaborating?

**Professor Loughran sighs**

Professor Loughran: Sure. The state of affairs and view of Slytherin students are unjust. Most of our students and past Wizards and Witches tend to act a certain way because that’s simply what people have come to expect. For instance, you’re a great writer and will make me look good, right?!. **Says Professor Loughran in an exigent tone** People demand that of you and thus you deliver it. In the same sense, the world of Magic presupposes that is what Slytherins will deliver. If you’re surrounded by the manifestation of these dark assumptions, and no one reaches out to help you, more times than not if the individual is not strong enough, they will succumb to their self-fulfilling destiny. One of the many reasons I agreed to meet with you is to shed light on this area, so please forgive me if I am coming off as contentious or bitter – it is a soft spot for me when it comes to my students.

Reporter: Thank you for the explanation, Professor. I will take that into account. Another excellent response! In relation to witches and wizards inherently going bad from the Slytherin House, do you think house segregation contributes to this at Hogwarts? Wizards and Witches have mentioned that the separation of houses is a very old system that doesn’t allow for the integration or diversity of all character types to learn from each other in a socially sustainable environment.

**Professor Loughran glares at me with a pensive look for seconds**

Professor Loughran: Yes, I think it does. Our students grow at an exceedingly high rate from the first year they are introduced to magic at Hogwarts, until the time of their graduation ceremony. When individuals are stuck in a system that is not catering to their individual needs–which may differ from their direct peers–they lack the opportunity to grow and come into whom they naturally are and desire to become.

Reporter: How so?

Professor Loughran: Are you familiar with Severus Snape?

Reporter: I am, why?

Professor Loughran: Severus Snape was a Slytherin who may have been sorted into the correct house, but didn’t necessarily display all the characteristics of a Slytherin House Member. It is possible that because house segregation was even more prevalent back then, this led to his affiliation and association with Lord Voldemort. Imagine if the houses of his time had been geared towards socialization between the different houses. It is possible to speculate that the positive qualities he possessed would have been tended to by the students of other houses, and in turn, may have prevented him from ultimately becoming a Death Eater. In the end, however, it must be recognized that his allegiance was not with whom he swore it to because it was never who he was, but whom the world saw him as. Simply put. Younger classes need inter-house socialization. The sorting system stifles that.

Reporter: Thank you for that very detailed explanation and example. I think it’s a very important topic that should be discussed more. Professor, I must ask – is Hogwarts experiencing the same acclimation issues as the muggle world, with transgender and non-binary identification in adolescents and underage witches and wizards?

Professor Loughran: It is. At Hogwarts, just like in the rest of the world, there are children who feel out of place and are trying to finding themselves. We accept everyone and are very accommodating. It’s known that the dorms are spelled to adapt to kids who are non-Binary or who were assigned one side of the dorm but feel they should be allowed on the other. We also allow changes to the uniform to make students feel more comfortable. While this is a new obstacle for Hogwarts, we feel we are doing everything we can to make it fully inclusive.

Reporter: Speaking of fully inclusive systems, what is the temperature between half-blood and full-blood witches and wizards at school?

Professor Loughran: Bloodlines have long been an issue in Slytherin’s history. Slytherins are infamous for slandering Half-bloods and Muggle-borns. Hogwarts’ staff continually strive to eradicate blood prejudice and educate students on the importance of blood diversity in strengthening magic. However, no matter how diligently we work on building this positive attitude, this derogatory mindset against Half-bloods and Muggle-borns is rooted in a deep history–far deeper than just the Slytherin house–that is continually passed down from generation to generation. It is difficult to counteract the teachings of parents who are stuck in out-dated mindsets. Therefore, I do not doubt that these prejudices persist. However, bullying is not tolerated on Hogwarts’ premises.

Reporter: Doesn’t it always start with the parents and social upbringing, Professor?

Professor Loughran: Indeed Selevas, Indeed.

Reporter: Professor, I would like to personally thank you for your time. I know how busy you must be.  The Daily Prophet and I extend our gratitude for this opportunity.

In conclusion, sitting down with Professor Loughran was an extreme pleasure and brought to light ongoing concerns that have affected her house for centuries. Her forward-thinking ideas and approach may, however, be the much-needed change that helps amend the perception of Slytherin.

One thing remains for certain, however – it is always better to be hated for what you are than loved for who you are not.

Quidditch Chaos

Quidditch has always been our communities past time, we all grew up playing in our neighborhoods, and we cheered on our house teams at school, but when does being a fan go from healthy to hazardous?
Security wizards were deployed in attempts to contain a brawl that broke out this weekend in the stands of a Puddlemere United match against the Holyhead Harpies.

The Harpies hosted Puddlemere for the first time in 20 years after yet another brawl ensued when a Puddlemere chaser disappeared in the middle of the match. The League has issued the following statement in reaction to the incident.

“We have tried to ensure the safety of the public by not allowing these two teams to face each other in competition for the last few decades. We see now that was likely the cause of such high tensions during this fateful match up. We regret the incident and will be increasing security at all further matches for the remainder of the season and if these two teams are to face each other again in the playoffs, the security will rival that of the world cup itself.”

The League declined to make further comment on the brawl, but here is what we know.

The match was slow to start, with zero fouls issued during the first hour of the game, but when a Puddlemere beater sent a bludger at the Harpies keeper when the quaffle was not in play near the goals, turmoil erupted in the stands. Several cross words were exchanged between these teams fans before someone from the Puddlemere side shoved a Harpies fan. The tussle became so severe that play was halted in the air and the referees ordered players to the ground until security was able to break up the fighting in the stands.

Bystanders with a birds eye view of the incident stated that it seemed to be a yelling match, but someone in the back of the Puddlemere queue lost their footing and fell into the person in front of them, causing several others to surge forward, the fan in front ultimately seeming to shove the Harpies fan. What transpired afterwards left several spectators with minor wounds, most of which were treated on site by the healers hired to oversee the players, only two spectators were transported to St. Mungo’s for treatment.

After play resumed Puddlemere was victorious over the Harpies with a final score of 550-210.

Dark Discoveries In The Dark Forest

Hogwarts is abuzz with a student being brought in hysterical following a trip into the forbidden forest. The student, with two of his peers, ventured into the forest on a dare from older students. The afflicted student has been hysterical since his return and speaks only of the dark horses. His peers, who also entered the forest, have testified that they found a fence with large netting draped over it, but expressly stated that there was nothing there to scare them. The hysterical boy just began screaming and running back the way they’d come, as if he had seen something terrifying. The other two stated they saw nothing, but admitted they were worried about their friend so they quickly ran after him.

Now, two days after the return of the students, the hysterical boy has somewhat calmed and was able to describe the source of his fear. The Ministry of Magic was immediately contacted to interview the boy, as his story sparked fear in the hearts of school officials.

After further investigation, the remaining two boys were made to show the aurors exactly where the incident occurred. Upon arriving, the aurors were very concerned with what they found. While the boys still did not see anything, the aurors were not so fortunate.

It was discovered that a secret and contained breeding program for Thestrals had been set up, leaving far more questions than answers. The aurors feel assured that the creatures are being held captive and bred to raise money to aid the spread of mischief and dark magic by corrupting otherwise good wizards through bribery. If anyone has any information regarding this unlawful breeding program, they are urged to contact the Ministry of Magic immediately. More on this story as it develops.

Post Owls Up For Adoption

The Department of Magical Communications Owl Post Division has announced that a large selection of Post Owls have officially been retired from their positions at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

As many as 40 birds have been selected for retirement from the schools owlery after careful examination from leading aviary experts within the Department of Care and Control of Magical Creatures. The Division of Owl Post has all of their Post owls screened yearly to ensure that they are kept in the best shape possible to ensure timely deliveries and for the basic welfare of the animals.

Typically when a Post Owl is retired they are given to shoppes where proprietors will often sell them for a small amount that is later given back to the Department of Communications. But this year, they have decided to do things a little differently. The owls that are being retired from Hogwarts will be placed up for adoption.

These adoptions will be free of charge to members of the magical community, but adoptees will be required to purchase a cage, at the time of adoption. A large selection of Owl treats, perches and other accessories will also be available for purchase. The Adoptions are set for the first weekend of March in Hogsmeade village and a large booth will be constructed in front of the post office. Volunteers will be available to discuss with you proper Owl care, nutrition and give additional information on the birds.

While they will officially be retiring from their service within the post these birds will still be able to make deliveries, or is highly recommended however that these birds not be used for large packages or long excursions deliveries.

We here at the Prophet will have a correspondent at the event, and look forward to meeting new Owl owners in march as you adopt your new feathered friends!

Hogwarts Prank War Claims It’s First Victims

More pranks at Hogwarts sends 4 students to the hospital wing.

As we’ve reported Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry has seen a vast uptake in mischief this year, and it hasn’t seemed to slow down even after a prank orchestrated by Slytherin House Members backfired into Vegetarian Nights in the castle.

Over the weekend, someone let hundreds of crickets loose in the castle. It seems as though the insects were release on multiple floors, or they migrated quickly and it wasn’t long before to could here the chirping of the pesky little jumpers anywhere you went. Madam Pince was beside herself with worry when she found the crickets had started to nest in a back corner of the library.

Herbology professor, Neville Longbottom has been seen setting traps and taking them to the Forest when they capture the pests, but Hogwarts Caretaker Argus Filch opted for a different solution.

Without approval from the Administrative staff, Mr. Filch oversaw the release of no less than 20 bats in the school. He stated he was trying to think ahead and determined that they would be the most time efficient and effective source of pest removal. What he didn’t consider was how the bats would effect the inhabitants of the school.

As many as four students were treated in the hospital wing for bat-related injuries, one of which involved a first-year student who was bitten on the ear. Another student was startled by a fluttering bat and toppled down a staircase, breaking several bones and damaging a 300 year old bust of Janissa Verdain famed discoverer of gravity resistant trees.

Mr. Filch has been placed on administrative leave, and according to an inside source at the school, the Governors are reviewing the option of “forced retirement.”

Shadows In Cork To Blame For Deaths?

This week an ominous shadow has been spotted in Cork, Ireland on two separate occasions. Eyewitnesses report that the curious cloud appeared suddenly, with no obvious cause, over the home of one Mattius J. Brown. Mr. Brown was found dead in his home two days later, no obvious signs of foul play. Cork’s Coroner Michael Hudson wrote in Mr. Browns examination report “Decedent appears to be in perfect health, other than being dead of course.”

The day the body of Mr. Brown was found by a relative, the shadow appeared again this time over the home of Mr. Kevin Jordan who was reported this morning as deceased by his wife. “He fell asleep listening to the wireless last night in his chair, so I just let him sleep there. He has always been so difficult to wake up, I thought it would be best, but this morning he…. he was gone.” She was unable to comment further as she was overcome with emotion.

Aurors and officials from the Department of Mysteries are working tirelessly to determine the origin of this shadow. Who conjured it? What kind of powers does it truly have? Will more people die? Officials are warning residents of Cork to leave the area immediately if the shadow appears again, and to notify them right away. They are unsure if this shadow will appear in other neighborhoods as well. Everyone is encouraged to stay alert.

More on this, as it develops.

Six More Dead and Authorities Bemused, Are Muggles Next?

As the uneasy fog drifted across London early this morning, news toiled in regarding the deaths of six more Witches and Wizards in Knockturn Alley.

The scene was evocative of the same black magic used days before Halloween late last year. Similar to the attack on October 26th, all victims were found with the same distinct dark mark branded into their skulls and their bodies nearly unidentifiable. (According to a source at St. Mungo’s, they have been working diligently to identify the bodies and will notify the families shortly.)

While there was a brief hiatus in the number of Dark Magic related arrests directly following the October carnage, this attack signifies a dreaded return of Dark Magic to the World.

As of yet, there is little known about the seemingly ceremonial deaths that continue to claim the lives of our fellow Witches and Wizards.

In an attempt to learn more, the Daily Prophet caught up with the Ministry of Magic for comment. We were simply told that an anonymous tip had arrived via owl approximately four hours after the victims’ deaths. No other information outside of this was provided.

Furthermore, when asked if the Ministry believed the deaths were related to the killings in Diagon Alley earlier this year, the Minister refused to comment.

An anonymous spectator who had surveyed the scene before it was cleared out, told The Prophet:

“I saw the bodies hanging from a wall, skinned and turned inside out. It looked like a horribly cruel way to die. Especially….. alive.” When asked, the witness grimly informed us that they knew the victims were alive during the skinning due to “The petrified look on their faces.” The witness explained that “Their mouths were wide open as if they had been screaming until the very moment of their deaths.”

The spectator also explained to The Daily Prophet what the symbol looked like and provided a rough illustration to the reporter on scene (see picture below).

At this point in time The Daily Prophet has no more information regarding the who, the what, the when, the where, or the why – but you can rest assured that as soon as we know, so will you.

The critical clue? The dark mark that continues to pervade the minds of those witness to the eviscerated bodies.

If you have any further information regarding the perpetrators of the dark mark pictured below, please contact The Daily Prophet immediately.

Follow us as this story unfolds. For more information on the October 26th attack, please read ‘NEW DARK MARK CLAIMS THE LIVES OF SIX.’