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Year: 2018

Dragon Loose Over London

Dragon spotted by several muggles over London. The dragon, a Norwegian Ridgeback, was seen over Camden Town at approximately six fifteen pm this Friday night. The Ridgeback shot fire into the air in a display of anger before it flew into the air, scaring the surrounding muggles.

The muggles were dealt with by the Obliviators at the Department of Magical Accidents and Catastrophes. Before they were obliterated statements were taken.

One of the hysterical muggles said “It was so scary. I mean, dragons! They’re not supposed to be real! I thought it was going to eat me or set me on fire!”

The Ridgeback is currently being hunted by the Department of Dangerous Magical Creatures. A spokesperson for the Department commented “The dragon is leaving obvious carnage and destruction behind it, we are on its trail and confident we will be able to find it soon. I mean, there’s only so many places a dragon could be. We’re hoping it’s gone south, away from muggle inhabitants.”

This is another embarrassing blunder for the Ministry in regards to Muggles. The Statute of Secrecy is taking some serious blows and the Muggle Prime Minister has been alerted to the dangerous creature on the loose.

Once the dragon has been caught it will be taken to a refuge in Romania, headed up by the infamous Dragon Handler, Charlie Weasley. The reserve currently holds fifty dragons and two nesting mothers.

If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of the dragon please send an owl at your soonest convenience to the Department of Dangerous Magical Creatures.

More on this story as it unfolds.

Department of Mysteries Not Doing It’s Job – Time Turner Goes Missing

A Time Turner has been stolen from the Department of Mysteries. A time turner is a powerful magical artifact that allows the user to travel back in time. The use of time turners has been closely watched by the Ministry since their development and the unauthorized use or creation is a criminal offense.

Sources had previously stated that all time turners had been rendered unusable during Harry Potter and his friends battle in the Department of Mysteries with the fallen He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. However an insider has confirmed that one had been created illegally, the owner arrested and the device confiscated.

All witches and wizards are aware of the consequences of meddling with time and as such should not use nor create time turners. If you are aware of any information regarding the stolen time turner please contact the Aurors office at your soonest convenient owl.

The Auror office has released an official statement in regards to the theft. “We are getting closer to finding the thief. We have several clues including a magical signature that will lead us right to them! The time turner in question is extremely dangerous and not fully functional, use of it will result in splinching in time and in extreme cases, death.”

Traveling in time has been said to lead to serious consequences, such as driving oneself mad, accidentally killing oneself and causing in-births. As such there have been strict laws regarding Time Turners since their production. The use of unauthorized Time Turner will currently sentence you to life in Azkaban.

St. Mungos Hospital Opens Ward in Honor of Remus Lupin

There was a palpable excitement in the air Saturday morning as an enormous crowd huddled outside of St. Mungo’s Hospital amidst the torrential downpour and gusting wind.

Despite Mother Nature’s wrath on this bleak November morning, the brave souls in attendance had the excuse of a good cause to keep their spirits warm as the Remus Lupin Ward for Werewolves was opened today before a smiling portrait of the late Lycanthrope.

Many sported signs and banners of support along with steaming cups of tea as they faced the large makeshift stage where a very pale, yet very proud Edward “Teddy” Lupin stood, positively beaming out at the masses.

Teddy’s father was responsible for starting the long and very slow uplifting of ingrained prejudice and stigma towards Lycanthropes within the Wizarding Community when he valiantly died fighting to defeat the Dark Lord at the Battle of Hogwarts in 1998.

Before Remus’ selfless sacrifice, Werewolves were treated like a walking plague – forced to live marginalized, impoverished lives.

“It was absolutely archaic,” scoffs Jeanie Holt, head of the Department of the Control and Regulation of Magical Creatures. “People thought that Lycanthropy could be spread through something as innocuous as a handshake.”

The thirty-year-old shakes her head in what seems like pity, but she has little to feel sorry about as her 7-year struggle to transfer Werewolves into the ‘Beings’ division finally came to fruition this past summer.

“Everyone needs to remember that these people are first and foremost victims – and as Mr. Lupin reminded us – not inherently evil.”

Indeed, Remus was posthumously awarded the Order of Merlin, First Class for his truly heroic deeds and proved that his condition did not define him – nor does it define those who share his affliction.

While there is still no actual cure for Lycanthropy, the opening of the Ward at St. Mungo’s marks the first step towards advancements to make their monthly transitions as pain free as possible.

“We’ve got scores of Pain Relief and Wolfsbane Potion on hand,” says Derya Čiplak, a lovely young Adminstrator at the new Ward. “We’re hoping to make the week before and after the full moon as comfortable as we can for them.”

The Ward for Werewolves was privately funded by a group of anonymous donors and is equipped with over a hundred beds, a state of the art recreation facility and an enormous cafeteria where chocolate- recently discovered to ease the onset of mood swings before the full moon – is served alongside every meal. Moreover, the full treatment for Lycanthropes has been subsidized by the Ministry – including the cost of the once nearly unattainable Wolfsbane Potion.

The legislation was enacted following Holt’s ‘Werewolves Are Us’ Campaign, and was received with mostly positive support throughout the community.

However, there are still some who oppose the entire movement.

Why are my hard earned Galleons being spent on a day spa for some monster?” Spits John Erickson, a middle-aged office worker who is joined by a small group of like-minded protestors outside of the main crowd. “They should be helping out the average citizen, not blowing it all on potions and chocolates!”

Despite the dissent, Edward Lupin cuts the ribbon with a flourish amidst tumultuous applause as the Wizarding Community marks this momentous occasion with enthusiasm.

The twenty-year-old Hogwarts graduate and former Head Boy fought to hold back tears as he gripped tightly onto the hand of his blindingly beautiful girlfriend, Victoire Weasley – both of their fathers having been savaged by Fenrir Greyback.

The grand opening brought out many famous and familiar faces; Ron and Hermione Granger-Weasley holding hands as they cheered enthusiastically while Harry and Ginny Potter marked the moment with a warm embrace – surrounded by their clapping children. Also notably present was Draco and Scorpius Malfoy, the former standing a little further from the crowd than his bright-faced son.

All in all, the day was a success and with the next full moon on November 23rd, the staff at St. Mungo’s are looking forward to making any and all of their new patients feel welcome.

Quidditch Player Taken Into Custody for Cursing Muggleborn

English Team Quidditch player has been arrested for using the Imperius Curse on a Muggleborn wizard. Reginald Thornbush, a senior English Quidditch player who has played for the past several years has been accused of using the Unforgivable curse on the, as of now, unnamed Muggleborn wizard who has asked to be kept anonymous.

The incident occurred this past All Hallows Eve at the Leaky Cauldron, the gateway to Diagon Alley. The incident has been said to have taken place due to an argument between the two men. Reginald was witnessed attempting to curse the Muggleborn after their argument became heated. Several other witches and wizards became involved, with Reginald being restrained by the Incacasterus Spell until Aurors arrived.

Auror Bones was in charge of the arrest. “We arrived at approximately 10 past 7 pm at the Leaky Cauldron after reports had been flooed in about an incident that was occurring. We arrested Mr Thornbush after witness statements showed he was attempting to use the unforgivable curse on a fellow wizard. We take this matter very seriously and his trial will be taking place shortly.”

Any use of the unforgivable curses will send the user to Azkaban with no chance of parole. The three unforgivable curses are the Imperious Curse, which allows the caster full control over the cursed, unless the aforementioned cursed wizard is able to fight it off, a feat which many are not able. The Cruciatus Curse, the torture curse, of which there is no current abilities to fight off and the Killing Curse. Only one person has ever been documented to survive the Killing Curse.

Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, is the only known survivor. There have been no other documented shield charms that can save the cursed nor any way to revive them.

When asked why the incident occurred, the anonymous wizard said “we were having a drink, we used to be good friends and I had put a bet on the upcoming England v Croatia game and just asked him how his practices were going. He flew into a rage, cursed me with the Imperius for some reason, I’m not sure what he would have made me do and I still can’t believe that he did it.”

Mr. Thornbush neglected to comment as he was taken away by Aurors.

Witnesses who were in the Leaky Cauldron at the time of the incident confirmed the anonymous wizard’s story. “They were just having a quiet chat in the back of the pub, they were laughing at the time and then all of a sudden the big guy got up and started shouting.”

While it does seem strange that the Imperius Curse was used in this incident, we can only assume that Mr. Thornbush was so enraged that he temporarily lost his mind.

More on this story as it unfolds.

A Daily Potion for Witches and Wizards

Potions can be used for grand things like changing you into someone else (Polyjuice Potion)

What about those everyday needs?

Well I am here to give you everyday potions for the everyday magical life. Simple potions to tackle those everyday problems.

Now what does the slime of a snail, the dirt from a Mandrake, and a splash of butterbeer all have in common?

They make a stain on your favorite robe.

How to get rid of those pesky stains

  • 180 ml bouncing spider juice
  • 180ml horn of bicorn
  • 180ml dew from moondew
  • Mix ingredients till smooth
  • Dab on stain and rinse with water
  • Oculus Reparo!

Stain removed!

All The Niffler Troubles

Niffler troubles!

A niffler breeder has had his entire stock of nifflers stolen. Graham Docksey had twenty-five nifflers in his forest near Somerset and when he woke up this morning they were all gone.

“They were stolen, I know they were, my anti-theft charms were taken down which is why they didn’t alert me.” He said. “I need them back! I was going to breed them next year, they’re almost endangered you know!”

Mr. Docksey is one of five registered magical creature experts who are allowed to breed magical creatures under the Ministry’s magical creature act 1768.

The act was put into place after the Hippogriff incident in 1767 which saw three improperly raised Hippogriffs trample an elderly witch in Leeds.

Junior Auror Rows has been put on the case. “It’s a sad thing that people just up and stole these creatures, without proper care and attention nifflers can become very mischievous so you better watch your shiny objects.”

Mr. Docksey believes the nifflers will be used by thieves as you “can’t get mad at the little fella’s.”

Unforgiveable Charms?

Following a Ministry crackdown on the use of a newly discovered branch of spells being referred to as ‘Perception Charms’, the world of magic at large is left to question, ‘Will these charms be classed as unforgivable?

A charm is a spell that adds certain properties to an object or person. Commonplace examples are in use every day, from the simplest, ‘Wingardium Leviosa,’ to the highly complex Fidelius Charm. All can prove extremely useful in the course of everyday life, and until now have been warmly received by the magical governing bodies.

Until now…

Believed to be the initial brainchild of Palto Eskarbo, perception charms can be used on one’s self or one’s companion, and alter the subject’s perception of reality. The effects are recalled by users to be euphoric and energising, with some charms even causing their subjects to experience full sensual hallucinations

Lobbyists are protesting to the ministry that these charms should be free for recreational use, if restricted from workplaces and schools, however Head of Department of Magical Law Enforcement Angus Merrythorpe, believes that such spells could have too negative an influence on society. “What if we have children brought up receiving these sorts of spells as reward, and then exit them to just change once they enter schools?! What of the effects of other charms performed under the influence of these spells?! Can you imagine how many more splinchings there will be?! The only practical solution is to outlaw these charms for good, effective immediately, never to be written down or published anywhere. The sooner the world can forget about these horrible spells, the happier they’ll be!”

No official decision has been made as of yet, but with a Ministry sitting to take place next week, charmers wait with bated breath to hear the decision made on the legality of their use of these charms.

A New Dark Mark And Six Dead Leave Authorities Bewildered

An uneasy silence shrouded the group of stunned spectators who gathered around the outskirts of Diagon Alley earlier this morning where the bodies of six victims lay discarded in a disheveled heap, far away from the grinning jack-o-lanterns and fake spiders of the main streets.

A dispatch unit from St. Mungo’s and a team of Aurors were on the scene almost immediately in a desperate bid to cover up the corpses, claiming that there had been a “freak accident” involving a loose bit of scaffolding, but eyewitnesses say otherwise.

Chris Lewis, a 70-year-old wizard vacationing from Australia was one of the first people unfortunate enough to have stumbled upon the gruesome scene this morning.

“I just couldn’t believe my eyes,” Lewis remarked, a potent look of fear still painted across his ashen face. “Them bodies were mutilated – I’ve gutted enough Roos in my day to know when summat’s been turned inside out.”

Shop owners and patrons alike have been shaken up by the occurrence; hushed rumors spreading like wildfire throughout the Wizarding Community. Some insisting that it was nothing more than a Halloween prank gone horribly wrong, while others are hinting at something far more sinister.

The ritualistic murders come hot on the heels of an increase in the number Dark Magic related arrests in the past few months, bringing back harrowing memories of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named’s ascent to power before the First and Second Wizarding Wars.

What makes this macabre homicide even more intriguing is the use of an unknown occult symbol, spotted by a young American witch just before the bodies were hauled away.

Summer Chronister says that in addition to being turned inside out, the bodies had been branded with a strange mark.

“I’ve never seen anything like it – all six had the same thing burned into the back of their skulls.” The Ilvermorny graduate conveyed excitedly.”It looked like some kinda weird ritual. But I’m not chicken about that kinda stuff, so I took a picture with my celly.”

The victims have been identified but their names are being withheld from the general public at this time.

The only information we have been able to glean from the ongoing investigation is that the victims were current staff at the Daily Prophet.

That’s right folks.

Six of our own have been taken – but by whom and for what still remains a mystery.

For now, your most trusted source of Wizarding news will be slowing down production to weekly updates until staff numbers are restored and the culprit(s) behind this Halloween homicide has been brought to justice.