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Teapots Found to Be Screaming at Muggles

Members of the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts office have been working nonstop lately to repair the damage left behind after several muggles have gotten a hold of what’s been described as “screaming teapots”.

The first report came to us from The south side of London, where a muggle called her local law enforcement (what they call policemen) and reported that her teapot yelled at her when it began to boil. A source inside the police department leaked a copy of the report to The Prophet. That report stated that the woman claims that the teapot screamed “WOMAN! I’m done!” Until she took the teapot off the stove. The muggle was later transported to a nearby hospital for evaluation accounting to the same report.

The head of the Misuse of Muggle artifacts office, Arthur Weasley, was seen leaving the scene of another reported teapot incident carrying a cage with a teapot inside of it that was barking and growling like a dog. He declined to comment at the scene.

We reached out to Mr. Weasley Since then and yielded better results. “I’m sure that this is a hilarious prank to whomever charmed these teapots but it has created a very large headache for my office,” he said in a letter delivered by owl earlier today.

So far according to a department source no less than 10 teapots have been recovered in the last month each one exhibiting different magical abilities. The worst of which was a family sized teapot that screams obscenities and maids vulgar comments when women are around.

Mr Weasley States in his letter that a full blown inquiry is underway and they will do “whatever it takes” to stop the person responsible.

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