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Month: November 2018

Dragon Loose Over London

Dragon spotted by several muggles over London. The dragon, a Norwegian Ridgeback, was seen over Camden Town at approximately six fifteen pm this Friday night. The Ridgeback shot fire into the air in a display of anger before it flew into the air, scaring the surrounding muggles.

The muggles were dealt with by the Obliviators at the Department of Magical Accidents and Catastrophes. Before they were obliterated statements were taken.

One of the hysterical muggles said “It was so scary. I mean, dragons! They’re not supposed to be real! I thought it was going to eat me or set me on fire!”

The Ridgeback is currently being hunted by the Department of Dangerous Magical Creatures. A spokesperson for the Department commented “The dragon is leaving obvious carnage and destruction behind it, we are on its trail and confident we will be able to find it soon. I mean, there’s only so many places a dragon could be. We’re hoping it’s gone south, away from muggle inhabitants.”

This is another embarrassing blunder for the Ministry in regards to Muggles. The Statute of Secrecy is taking some serious blows and the Muggle Prime Minister has been alerted to the dangerous creature on the loose.

Once the dragon has been caught it will be taken to a refuge in Romania, headed up by the infamous Dragon Handler, Charlie Weasley. The reserve currently holds fifty dragons and two nesting mothers.

If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of the dragon please send an owl at your soonest convenience to the Department of Dangerous Magical Creatures.

More on this story as it unfolds.

Department of Mysteries Not Doing It’s Job – Time Turner Goes Missing

A Time Turner has been stolen from the Department of Mysteries. A time turner is a powerful magical artifact that allows the user to travel back in time. The use of time turners has been closely watched by the Ministry since their development and the unauthorized use or creation is a criminal offense.

Sources had previously stated that all time turners had been rendered unusable during Harry Potter and his friends battle in the Department of Mysteries with the fallen He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. However an insider has confirmed that one had been created illegally, the owner arrested and the device confiscated.

All witches and wizards are aware of the consequences of meddling with time and as such should not use nor create time turners. If you are aware of any information regarding the stolen time turner please contact the Aurors office at your soonest convenient owl.

The Auror office has released an official statement in regards to the theft. “We are getting closer to finding the thief. We have several clues including a magical signature that will lead us right to them! The time turner in question is extremely dangerous and not fully functional, use of it will result in splinching in time and in extreme cases, death.”

Traveling in time has been said to lead to serious consequences, such as driving oneself mad, accidentally killing oneself and causing in-births. As such there have been strict laws regarding Time Turners since their production. The use of unauthorized Time Turner will currently sentence you to life in Azkaban.

St. Mungos Hospital Opens Ward in Honor of Remus Lupin

There was a palpable excitement in the air Saturday morning as an enormous crowd huddled outside of St. Mungo’s Hospital amidst the torrential downpour and gusting wind.

Despite Mother Nature’s wrath on this bleak November morning, the brave souls in attendance had the excuse of a good cause to keep their spirits warm as the Remus Lupin Ward for Werewolves was opened today before a smiling portrait of the late Lycanthrope.

Many sported signs and banners of support along with steaming cups of tea as they faced the large makeshift stage where a very pale, yet very proud Edward “Teddy” Lupin stood, positively beaming out at the masses.

Teddy’s father was responsible for starting the long and very slow uplifting of ingrained prejudice and stigma towards Lycanthropes within the Wizarding Community when he valiantly died fighting to defeat the Dark Lord at the Battle of Hogwarts in 1998.

Before Remus’ selfless sacrifice, Werewolves were treated like a walking plague – forced to live marginalized, impoverished lives.

“It was absolutely archaic,” scoffs Jeanie Holt, head of the Department of the Control and Regulation of Magical Creatures. “People thought that Lycanthropy could be spread through something as innocuous as a handshake.”

The thirty-year-old shakes her head in what seems like pity, but she has little to feel sorry about as her 7-year struggle to transfer Werewolves into the ‘Beings’ division finally came to fruition this past summer.

“Everyone needs to remember that these people are first and foremost victims – and as Mr. Lupin reminded us – not inherently evil.”

Indeed, Remus was posthumously awarded the Order of Merlin, First Class for his truly heroic deeds and proved that his condition did not define him – nor does it define those who share his affliction.

While there is still no actual cure for Lycanthropy, the opening of the Ward at St. Mungo’s marks the first step towards advancements to make their monthly transitions as pain free as possible.

“We’ve got scores of Pain Relief and Wolfsbane Potion on hand,” says Derya Čiplak, a lovely young Adminstrator at the new Ward. “We’re hoping to make the week before and after the full moon as comfortable as we can for them.”

The Ward for Werewolves was privately funded by a group of anonymous donors and is equipped with over a hundred beds, a state of the art recreation facility and an enormous cafeteria where chocolate- recently discovered to ease the onset of mood swings before the full moon – is served alongside every meal. Moreover, the full treatment for Lycanthropes has been subsidized by the Ministry – including the cost of the once nearly unattainable Wolfsbane Potion.

The legislation was enacted following Holt’s ‘Werewolves Are Us’ Campaign, and was received with mostly positive support throughout the community.

However, there are still some who oppose the entire movement.

Why are my hard earned Galleons being spent on a day spa for some monster?” Spits John Erickson, a middle-aged office worker who is joined by a small group of like-minded protestors outside of the main crowd. “They should be helping out the average citizen, not blowing it all on potions and chocolates!”

Despite the dissent, Edward Lupin cuts the ribbon with a flourish amidst tumultuous applause as the Wizarding Community marks this momentous occasion with enthusiasm.

The twenty-year-old Hogwarts graduate and former Head Boy fought to hold back tears as he gripped tightly onto the hand of his blindingly beautiful girlfriend, Victoire Weasley – both of their fathers having been savaged by Fenrir Greyback.

The grand opening brought out many famous and familiar faces; Ron and Hermione Granger-Weasley holding hands as they cheered enthusiastically while Harry and Ginny Potter marked the moment with a warm embrace – surrounded by their clapping children. Also notably present was Draco and Scorpius Malfoy, the former standing a little further from the crowd than his bright-faced son.

All in all, the day was a success and with the next full moon on November 23rd, the staff at St. Mungo’s are looking forward to making any and all of their new patients feel welcome.

Quidditch Player Taken Into Custody for Cursing Muggleborn

English Team Quidditch player has been arrested for using the Imperius Curse on a Muggleborn wizard. Reginald Thornbush, a senior English Quidditch player who has played for the past several years has been accused of using the Unforgivable curse on the, as of now, unnamed Muggleborn wizard who has asked to be kept anonymous.

The incident occurred this past All Hallows Eve at the Leaky Cauldron, the gateway to Diagon Alley. The incident has been said to have taken place due to an argument between the two men. Reginald was witnessed attempting to curse the Muggleborn after their argument became heated. Several other witches and wizards became involved, with Reginald being restrained by the Incacasterus Spell until Aurors arrived.

Auror Bones was in charge of the arrest. “We arrived at approximately 10 past 7 pm at the Leaky Cauldron after reports had been flooed in about an incident that was occurring. We arrested Mr Thornbush after witness statements showed he was attempting to use the unforgivable curse on a fellow wizard. We take this matter very seriously and his trial will be taking place shortly.”

Any use of the unforgivable curses will send the user to Azkaban with no chance of parole. The three unforgivable curses are the Imperious Curse, which allows the caster full control over the cursed, unless the aforementioned cursed wizard is able to fight it off, a feat which many are not able. The Cruciatus Curse, the torture curse, of which there is no current abilities to fight off and the Killing Curse. Only one person has ever been documented to survive the Killing Curse.

Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, is the only known survivor. There have been no other documented shield charms that can save the cursed nor any way to revive them.

When asked why the incident occurred, the anonymous wizard said “we were having a drink, we used to be good friends and I had put a bet on the upcoming England v Croatia game and just asked him how his practices were going. He flew into a rage, cursed me with the Imperius for some reason, I’m not sure what he would have made me do and I still can’t believe that he did it.”

Mr. Thornbush neglected to comment as he was taken away by Aurors.

Witnesses who were in the Leaky Cauldron at the time of the incident confirmed the anonymous wizard’s story. “They were just having a quiet chat in the back of the pub, they were laughing at the time and then all of a sudden the big guy got up and started shouting.”

While it does seem strange that the Imperius Curse was used in this incident, we can only assume that Mr. Thornbush was so enraged that he temporarily lost his mind.

More on this story as it unfolds.