Society for the Promotion of Elvish Welfare – The Ministers New Ideas
By: Oswald Quiver
Ms Granger, Minister for Magic, has put forward a new proposal for The Society for the Promotion of Elvish Welfare bill (otherwise known as the S.P.E.W. bill). This bill would attemot do exactly what...
Hermione Granger, Ministry of Magic, SPEW
Masterful Break In And Escape From Gringotts
In a publication that was written on the 31st of July, 1991 – The Daily Prophet reported on the masterful break in and escape from Gringotts. What it did not report however was dark magic used to facilitate the break in, and the multiple deaths that...
Potion Discovery Leads to Medical Breakthrough
Accomplished Hogwarts Herbology Professor Neville Longbottom has stunned Potioneers, Healers, and peers everywhere with his discovery of an amazing new restorative potion. Neville brewed the potion especially to aid the wellbeing of his parents, the...
Giant Spiders… A Giant Problem
Magical Creatures, it seems that the Ministry has kept close tabs on all breeds of beasts, but the stories that we have been hearing lately spin a different web of information.
We here at The Prophet heard from a number of reliable sources that some of the beasts...
Wampus Attacks Plague Appalachian America
Residents of a small Appalachian Mountain community in Georgia (located in the southeastern United States) are locking their pets up tight tonight and a curfew has been enacted for all residents following a series of vicious attacks. The culprit, thought...
Dark Discoveries In The Dark Forest
Hogwarts is abuzz with a student being brought in hysterical following a trip into the forbidden forest. The student, with two of his peers, ventured into the forest on a dare from older students. The afflicted student has been hysterical since his return and speaks...
Post Owls Up For Adoption
The Department of Magical Communications Owl Post Division has announced that a large selection of Post Owls have officially been retired from their positions at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
As many as 40 birds have been selected for retirement from the schools...
Shadows In Cork To Blame For Deaths?
This week an ominous shadow has been spotted in Cork, Ireland on two separate occasions. Eyewitnesses report that the curious cloud appeared suddenly, with no obvious cause, over the home of one Mattius J. Brown. Mr. Brown was found dead in his home two days later,...
Giant Spiders, A Giant Problem
All you need to know about the Latest Ministry Scandal:
Early Monday morning, several witches and wizards witnessed a delay in their arrival to work. It seemed that the entire Floo Network of Britain had been closed down. The bizarre closure lasted for only five minutes,...
Arachnids, Ministry of Magic
Six More Dead and Authorities Bemused, Are Muggles Next?
As the uneasy fog drifted across London early this morning, news toiled in regarding the deaths of six more Witches and Wizards in Knockturn Alley.
The scene was evocative of the same black magic used days before Halloween late last year. Similar...
St. Mungo’s In Turmoil, Blood Moon to Blame
The recently opened Remus Lupin Memorial Ward is undergoing major repairs. The recent “Blood Moon” lunar eclipse caused a surge in erratic behavior for werewolves, even those who take the wolfsbane potion. Wolfsbane potions is a calming agent for...
St. Mungos Hospital Opens Ward in Honor of Remus Lupin
There was a palpable excitement in the air Saturday morning as an enormous crowd huddled outside of St. Mungo’s Hospital amidst the torrential downpour and gusting wind.
Despite Mother Nature’s wrath on this bleak November morning, the brave...
Full Moon, Lunar Cycles, Remus Lupin, St. Mungo's, Teddy Lupin, Werewolves
A Daily Potion for Witches and Wizards
Potions can be used for grand things like changing you into someone else (Polyjuice Potion)
What about those everyday needs?
Well I am here to give you everyday potions for the everyday magical life. Simple potions to tackle those everyday problems.
Betterbeer, Herbology, Ingredients, Mandrake, Potions
All The Niffler Troubles
A niffler breeder has had his entire stock of nifflers stolen. Graham Docksey had twenty-five nifflers in his forest near Somerset and when he woke up this morning they were all gone.
“They were stolen, I know they were, my anti-theft charms were taken down...
A New Dark Mark And Six Dead Leave Authorities Bewildered
An uneasy silence shrouded the group of stunned spectators who gathered around the outskirts of Diagon Alley earlier this morning where the bodies of six victims lay discarded in a disheveled heap, far away from the grinning jack-o-lanterns...
Dark Mark, Voldemort